[Intro]
My friends, look at them bragging about the internet they have
Mine does what it wants and it's lame too
I'm about to have a raid, my blood is already boiling
I paid for it and I'm treating you well too
But no, it's going out now, especially with Gul'dan
Somewhere in the burst where we all ride damage!
My internet is going out, what have I done?
I actually wanted to game, not shut down the router!

[Pre-Hook]
Only because of Telekom (and it goes out)
Vodafone (and it just stays off)
1&1 (and it goes down)
The bastards took my money

[Hook]
It's all because of Telekom!
It's all because of Telekom!

[Verse 1]
A new game is coming, many hours introduced
And I'm looking forward to the battle, I've already pre-ordered the game
And just at the start, I hope it works;
My router is still cold and not too late to play
But no, it's going down now, just before the release
My internet is fucked because an employee was asleep!
My internet goes down, what did I do?
I actually wanted to play, not shut down the router

[Hook]
It's all because of Telekom!
All because of Telekom!

[Verse 2]
My internet goes out, what have I done
That you punish me like I didn't pay?
I treated you like my son with electricity, paid the bills

[Bridge]
You're like a teenager with a mind of your own, I paid for everything so why don't you do your job?
I just brought you another update but
You're crapping out

[Pre-Hook]
Only because of Telekom (and it goes out)
Vodafone (and it just stays off)
1&1 (and it goes out)
The bastards took my money

[Hook]
All because of Telekom!